It's finally starting to feel like Summer!
Just a few short weeks left before the boys are out of school for 3 months......
OH CRAP!!!
That means all FOUR will be around 24/7!!
I need to find somewhere to ship them off to....and FAST!!!
Camp Crystal Lake here they come!!!!
Just think of all the fun they'll have....
Hikes in the woods, boat rides on the lake, arts and crafts, and, oh yeah.....
a HALF DEAD SERIAL KILLER lurking around!
Personally, I think that having Jason around would spice up the camp adventure for any young child:
1. They'll learn to become EXPERTS at Hide-and-Seek2. Once all of the counselors are dead, there's no one around to enforce bedtime
3. Instead of making lanyards and birdhouses, they can learn to make nooses and booby traps
4. Dead bodies in the woods will keep the wild animals away from all of the GOOD food
5. Let's face it, there's no better way to learn first aid and CPR than to just jump right in and DO it
6. Running for your life and jumping over bodies is just good exercise
7. Carrying a torch around keeps the bugs away
8. They'll get to know the Sheriff really well--even if it IS only for a brief time
9. The fastest way to learn to swim is with a half dead lunatic rising up from the bottom of the lake trying to grab you
10. It beats the HE!! out of those LAME ghost stories around the campfire!!
All in all, I think it would be a good experience for them.
And, NO, I am not at ALL worried about my kiddos safety....
SERIOUSLY?!?!?
It would be the very FIRST time you've ever seen Jason Voorhees actually RUN....
and he would be running away SCREAMING!!!
Happy Friday the 13th!!!
Another goodie.... ;-)
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