Turns out there was a reason my kids have been completely crazy all their lives...........
They were living their lives under a veil of lies!
Suddenly, they have a new zodiac sign!!!
That's a lot of pressure for a young kid.
As for me, I am, of course mourning the loss of my beloved Leo and embracing the the joys of being a Cancer. However, I'm most depressed by the realization that the kids I THOUGHT I had, now, apparently have completely different personalities than they did a week ago.
My oldest USED to be fun loving, optimistic, and free spirited. Alas, he now has secret enemies in his family and will leave home at a very early age as an Ophiuchus. (How do you even pronounce that?)
#2 remains a Pisces which is strange because Pisces is a dual sign anyway, and I've always thought he had multiple personalities!
My princess used to love being admired, be very ambitious with on off-beat sense of humor. Now, she is careless, irresponsible, restless, and tactless. (Looking forward to that!)
The baby used to maintain a haapy-go-lucky apearance against all odds and live an easy, uncomplicated life. Now she is fussy, worries, and is overcritical and a perfectionist. (WONDERFUL!)
Can I get back the kids I had last week?
These new ones sound like even MORE trouble!!
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