The puppies are gone!!!
Well, all but the one that Santa, in an obviously drunken Christmas Eve moment decided to put a big red bow on.....STUPID GIANT DRUNKEN ELF!!!
A few days ago, we took the other 5 pups to a shelter. (For all of you PETA lovers out there....YES....it was a no-kill shelter!!)
Honestly, I liked the little critteres, but the truth of the matter is, I just HATE cleaning!!!
I just think that everyone in my house should be like ME!!! CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!!!
If you dirty a dish.........don't hide it under the couch!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle......CLEAN IT UP!!!
If you step in puppy poop..........RUB YOUR DAMN FOOT IN THE GRASS UNTIL IT'S GONE!!!
If you change into pajamas................ummm....THE HAMPER IS RIGHT THERE!!!! Or even better, just sleep in your clothes, that will cut the laundry in 1/2!
If your nose is snotty.............BLOW IT ALREADY and throw the tissue in the trash NOT under the couch cushion!
If you drop half your dinner on the floor.........GET THE DOG!
If you get out of the shower soaking wet...........stand on the MAT and not in the middle of the floor! (and PLEASE don't crawl into Mommy's bed before you dry off!)
Just these few things would make the world a better place! Well, at least I can dream!
No comments:
Post a Comment